Are you touring [my city]?

I rarely go on tour, and when I do, it will always be announced on my Twitter page. If there’s no announcement, it means no tour is planned. Unsolicited emails inquiring about unannounced tours will not be answered, as the response is always “no.”

I would like to fly you to the United States. Is it possible?

For security reasons, I do not offer FMTYs to the US. It’s unfortunate, I love you guys. However, I tour one or two US cities every few years, with announcements made on my Twitter. Before reaching out, please refer to the previous question regarding tour announcements. If you’re based in the US and eager to meet me, the simplest option is to arrange a meeting in a border city. I’d be happy to travel to Toronto, Montreal, or in Mexico for an overnight date or longer. Canada is a great place to visit, I promise. I will keep you warm.

Can I take pictures or videos?

Of the animals we will see on our date at the local aquarium? Yes. Of me? No. I only exist for your eyes.

Emma, I emailed you, and you did not answer. Do you hate me?

No. Actually, if we never met, I don’t even know you. I am sure you’re cool though. I have a very rich social and personal life, and I am privileged enough to be very sought after. Since day one, I received more inquiries than I can handle, I am only one person, do not have the secret to cloning, and I am extremely low volume. If your email was complete and I didn’t respond, it likely means I didn’t see it—yes, even if you’ve emailed me multiple times. At times, I’m fully booked for 2-3 months and not actively checking emails during that period.

If you’re still interested in meeting, please check my Twitter for updates. I’ll occasionally post when I’m actively reading emails again and invite you to follow up if you haven’t received a response. Thank you for your understanding!

What is a complete email?

If you fear to forget important information, please fill up my form. It’s made for that.

Emma, tu es Francaise, quand est ce que tu reviens? On peut se voir?

Je rentre deux fois par an, mais mon chien me prend tout mon temps libre. Quand il me laisse quelques heures de repit, je suis disponible a votre hotel a Paris. J’annonce mes disponibilites sur Twitter.